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Saturday, Oct. 29, 2005

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ENTER OSIRIS.

Pod sends in this bit: "The Discovery of Osiris [Inventio Osiridis] was the great autumn festival of the religion. It celebrated the death of the God on October 28th, and His resurrection on November 3rd."

Naturally, I checked the position of Osiris in the Indictment chart. I am gathering that this will finally replace the Sept. 11 chart as a historical chart that helps us understand our era. We will have several versions of the chart soon. The data is Oct. 28, 2005, 12:37 pm EDT, Washington, D.C. Some details covered in the editions below.

Anyway, as you may know, I am the creator of the Gee Whiz School of Astrology. The main devotional ritual is to look at the chart till you see something interesting, and then say "Gee Whiz" with a dumb look on your face. Welllll, this gets a Gee Fucking Whiz. Click here to indulge:

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Remember how important Chiron in Capricorn is...Capricorn being the sign of government and corporate power...of officialdom...and of actual, solid, ethics in action. Chiron is conjunct the Sun in the presidential Inauguration chart...a totally appropriate placement.

In the Indictment chart, Osiris appears exactly as in extremely exactly conjunct Chiron in Capricorn, which has been the bane of the world's conspirators since this four-year phase began in late 2001, moments away from the Enron scandal emerging. The Chiron-Nessus conjunction has been wafting back and forth over the Capricorn-Aquarius line all year; it's exact meetings occur in Aquarius. If we keep a vestige of freedom...if we escape a totalitarian government...if Pluto in Capricorn does not turn out to be as bad as everyone is saying...we can thank Chiron and Nessus working over Capricorn nice and good, and turning a few mean people and their mean plans to steak tar tar.

I am not any kind of Osiris expert, except that I know he was the Humpty Dumpty of Egyptian Mythology...reassembled, sans penis, by his sister Isis...and that the "president" is in pieces...and that we are indeed putting a lot of pieces together...and that the expression "All the President's Men" or lately "All the Vice President's Men" is a kind of pun on the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme from Lewis Carrol's Alice in Wonderland. To Wit:

 
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall:
 Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
 All the King's horses and all the King's men
 Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty in his place again.

I will say that with the arrival of Osiris exactly conjunct key player Chiron -- indeed, the generation-shaping Chiron-Nessus conjunction -- we are seeing a classic Chiron power-wounding crisis going down in America -- on a major Osiris holiday exactly as the biggest news since...November 2000 breaks...is just another example of the astrology being extremely literal these days, literal as in, if you do the chart for the moment when you decide it's time for some cheese and crackers, you might find a conjunction of the asteroid Cheese and the asteroid Crackers making a conjunction in the ascendant of your chart.

Well, have at it. And I do wonder what November 3rd is about.

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