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Pitch | Thursday, Oct. 28, 2004 THANK YOU all for visiting Planet Waves, which will be updated here daily, twice daily and more through the peak of election news. We will be bringing you the morph of astrological, political and social viewpoints that makes Planet Waves what it is, and I'll be referring you to the best writing by other authors that we find. Planet Waves lives by the words of Hunter S. Thompson, the doctor of journalism: "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." The Planet Waves project is (financially) supported entirely by subscriptions to Planet Waves Weekly, the subscriber horoscope-newsletter service we publish each Friday. This is our highest level of service; its the only place to access my weekly horoscope (which comes with a supplemental Monday horoscope and often, an extra article, too). This is the most timely, up-to-date and edgy writing I create, and, I'll say it again, it includes the weekly horoscope. As the Sun moves through each sign, I write about 5,000 words JUST on birthdays during that phase -- the weekly birthday report, which most subscribers read top to bottom. Each week as i write this thing, I realize it's worth the price of the whole subscription. If you're one of the people who is new to Planet Waves, or one who has been considering subscribing for an aeon, what can I say: how about, "Sign up and make us both happy." The newsletter is GUARANTEED. If you don't like it, we'll refund your remaining issues. You can order by phone, mail order, credit card or Pay Pal -- all the details are on this link, below. If you live in North America, you can call Chesea toll free at 877 453-8265 and she can take your order. http://www.planetwavesweekly.com/sales/home.html Speaking of which: we are the only web page that I know of that offers actual, amazing, in-person, toll-free customer service. No clicking on links and hoping somebody answers your inquiry. No doing business with companies that sort of don't exist. We are real people who work every day to serve YOU. And we love it. I'll give you one more reason to subscribe: the annual horoscope. Planet Waves does the most impressive annual horoscope project I know of. And the 2005 Annual Edition will be available to subscribers only. And another. The growth of my writing career has finally made doing personal astrological sessions an option. When I phase out doing personal consultations, the first step will be making them available to subscribers only. But the best reason to subscribe is to support Planet Waves, your one-of-a-kind source of astrojournalsm, out-on-the edge viewpoints, independent news reporting and the furriest freaks in the astrological business. | ||||||
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